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Old 05-13-2008, 03:44 AM   #51 (permalink)
Tully Mars
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Originally Posted by Miss Mango
My dad never cooked. That was moms job.

For all you dads out there, do you cook?
I did, for years. My ex's cooking skills began and ended with a can opener and a microwave. She even managed that poorly. At one point I was working full time and taking 16hrs at college. I came home to find she'd heated up some canned noodle soup. After a couple spoon fulls I asked "how much salt did you add to this?" "None, why?" "It's really salty." After eating a little more I asked how much water she added. "I didn't add any water, why?" Because on the side of the soup can it says "add one can of water to soup and heat."

Wish I could say I was making that up.
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