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Old 05-02-2008, 03:18 PM   #40 (permalink)
Tophat665
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I keep buying the Extra virgin olive oil, but they keep telling me they don't have any virgins to give away with the bottle. I guess they don't have any extra virgins in an case.

/ try the veal

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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I know a guy that claimed to have had anal sex using shampoo as lubricant. He's got a great sense of humor, so it may just be a joke, but the story includes details of a frothy bunghole and a slightly brown soap bubble floating gently through the air.

Perhaps this will turn into The Thread of Inappropriate Lubricants.
That doesn't make any sense. Why use Shampoo when you have real poo right there?

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