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Originally Posted by Punk.of.Ages
I used shampoo to masturbate once....
Horrible idea. It dried the skin on my penis out and made it flaky.
I thought I caught a disease or something.
Another horrible masturbation story:
The lotion I used had some kind of chemical in it that burned my penis. It was all red and crunchy and it hurt bad.
I don't know what the chemical was though, so I don't know what to watch out for.
Be careful out there guys.
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Lol, now you tell me! Once I used a bit of my wifes lotion, but it turned out it was the kind that heated up after you rubbed it in. I was a bit hot and bothered for a day or two.