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I expect that most of you already know the fine song by Jonathan Coulton, and therefore don't need to read any further. For those of you who don't, here's the song "First of May":

Or, if you are at work, you might want to just read the lyrics instead:

lyrics click to show

Doesn't look good for me this year... chance of showers, about 43 degrees tonight. But I'll see if my wife is up for it anyway!

And thus once again I fulfill my duty as the announcer of sexual holidays on this board. Get out there and fuck.

05-01-2008, 03:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Please celebrate the First of May... I expect that most of you already know the fine song by Jonathan Coulton, and therefore don't need to read any further. For those of you who don't, here's the song "First of May": Or, if you are at work, you might want to just read the lyrics instead: lyrics click to show I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I’m sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast Began to sing And he sang Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever? Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together Outside Cause it’s the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside I thanked him for the information I cried a little when he flew away I watched an episode of The People’s Court And I tried to plan my day I called up my old lady She wasn’t home so I called my girl I asked her if she’d like to join me as I Entertain the world And I said Ooh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Ooh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we’re taking each other’s pants off Outside Cause it’s the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside So we went to the park together We were walking in the midday sun We met all kinds of people and we We fucked everyone We fucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei Everyone who needed fucking well they They got fucked today So come on Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you Outside Cause it’s the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady Or at least your favorite lay The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside Doesn't look good for me this year... chance of showers, about 43 degrees tonight. But I'll see if my wife is up for it anyway! And thus once again I fulfill my duty as the announcer of sexual holidays on this board. Get out there and fuck. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 04-28-2009 at 10:30 AM..