First of all, I want you to know that you're all disgusting. That's why I love this place.
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Originally Posted by opentocomments
I have a bottle of the ky tingling sensations massage oil/personal lubracant. I was just curious as to why you couldn't use a natural lube like cooking oil or perhaps motor oil.  Would motor oil be a better alternative to cooking oil? |
Motor oil is a lot more than just oil. If she has enough sludge in there that you need the commercial additives, it's time to find a new girlfriend.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I know a guy that claimed to have had anal sex using shampoo as lubricant. He's got a great sense of humor, so it may just be a joke, but the story includes details of a frothy bunghole and a slightly brown soap bubble floating gently through the air.
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Every story I've heard about shampoo-penis contact with friction involved ended with a description of how disgusting it is to peel dead skin off of the penis.
edit: scroll down two posts, and there it is