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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I know a guy that claimed to have had anal sex using shampoo as lubricant. He's got a great sense of humor, so it may just be a joke, but the story includes details of a frothy bunghole and a slightly brown soap bubble floating gently through the air.
Perhaps this will turn into The Thread of Inappropriate Lubricants.
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I used shampoo to masturbate once....
Horrible idea. It dried the skin on my penis out and made it flaky.
I thought I caught a disease or something.
Another horrible masturbation story:
The lotion I used had some kind of chemical in it that burned my penis. It was all red and crunchy and it hurt bad.
I don't know what the chemical was though, so I don't know what to watch out for.
Be careful out there guys.