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Old 04-17-2008, 01:10 PM   #25 (permalink)
ratbastid
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A girl once said to me, and I quote, "Do you know you've got a perfect cock? Not too big, not too small, shaped just right... Perfect."

:shrug: I dunno. Size-wise, I'm exactly average. Circumsized. What can I say, it's a dick. I mean, obviously I'm partial to it: we've been through a lot together over the years.

As I said above, it appears to get the job done. I do like to have satisfied customers, and customer service is Job Number One.

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Originally Posted by Ustwo
Why do I not doubt that condom "sizes" suffer from an inverse of womens dress sizes, for similar reasons?
Oh, absolutely. The difference between Regular and Large is a matter of millimeters.

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