I read all the way through this thread... and actually laughed out loud when I got to the end. So it seems that our Kpax is the product of religious, (possibly) abstinence only sex-ed. Who'd have thought!
What other mis-named sexual exploits can we introduce him to? Rusty Trombone is when you have sex in a old pickup truck with a decaying bed? Cleveland Steamer = Sex in Ohio on a warm summer night? Dirty Sanchez = Sex with a Latina before her shower?
I'm sure we could come up with more...
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