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Old 04-04-2008, 04:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Try it again!

A rooster and a horse were hanging out at the barn when they heard the hens cry for help. It appears the hens had wandered into the pigpen, and gotten stuck in the mud.

The rooster yells out "Hang on, I'll get my car and pull you out!" He dashes off to start up his shiny, brand new mercedes that's parked in the barn.

The horse, however, calmly wanders over and straddles the mud and tells the hens to grab his dick and climb up, which they do. He then carries them to safety.

Moral of the story: if you're hung like a horse, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks.
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