This is the fable of the ant and the elephant.
The ant and the elephant are the best of friends. One day the elephant is walking along and falls into an abandon tiger pit. Try as he might he can't get out, he cries and cries for help. His buddy the ant finally hears him and comes running to help, seeing the elephants predictament he runs and gets his Corvette attachs a rope and pulls him out.
a few weeks later the ant falls in a very deep hole, that try as he might he can't get out. He cries out for help and and his buddy the elephant hears him and comes to the rescue. Seeing the ants predictament he squats over the hole and lowers his big elephant pecker down and the ant crawls right out.
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Moral of the story: if ya gotta big dick, you don't need a Corvette!!
