Since zombies walk slowly with stiff legs, arms stretched out in front of them and have that inimitable zombie "look", you have to be pretty slow or stupid yourself to get caught or bitten or eaten by one. The milkshake provided this lactose intolerant zombie an extra weapon. Already known for not smelling too good, a flatulent zombie could render a victim unconscious from several meters away. And with a few feet of flex tube, with one end up her zom-behind and a lighter at the ready on the other end made for a decent flame thrower.
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