So, I was thinking of ways to beat off to my own narcissism, and I realized:  doodles.  If there's one thing besides Call of Duty 4 that occupies my time, it's doodling, because I can't play Call of Duty at school or work.  So, I propose a place (i.e. here) to post doodles from school and work.  I hope this hasn't been done, because I really didn't feel like sifting through the million+ threads.
 
 

Yes, I realize the cat's tail looks like a penis.  Sue me.