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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
Could I buy your vote for a candidate for a dollar and a beer if you'd already decided not to vote this cycle?
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I always vote. If I didn't, I suppose I wouldn't care if you "bought my vote".
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
If I offered you $1,000,000 to sleep with your hot wife while you were broke in Vegas, would you take it?
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Absolutely not. In addition to being very faithful, I'm also a bit possessive.
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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
If I handed you a gun, $10,000 and proved to you that *that guy* was a child rapist, could you pull the trigger?
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I don't kill people. No exceptions.
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What if I offered you $10,000,000, a house on the beach in Brazil and full security team if you just look over there while I steal from your employer?
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My former employer? I would have done it for free. My current employer? No way.
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Could you sleep with someone you didn't find attractive or the opposite of your orientation (i.e. gay) for the right amount of money?
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Is he hot? No, but seriously, is he hot?
Admittedly, some of my morals could be compromised, but they'd already have to be relatively weak. The stronger ones, like not killing, won't be compromised.