Maybe three or four. I don't remember. And I'm sure it was for a really stupid reason. Like I was too drunk to get it up. Or she was missing a limb or an eye or something.
I do remember turning down a girl after she removed a fake tooth to eat dinner. I just kept staring at that damn tooth. Thinking she would take it out if she blew me. Not downed with the gumming. Unless it's an older lady...
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