Some groaners
Q: How come Freud doesn't love his student Karl?
A: Because Karl is too Jung for Freud.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Q: Why doesn't a mathematician go to the beach to bathe in the sun?
A: Because he can get a Tan from Sine and Cosine
Q: What do you call a female mathematician's lingerie?
A: An Alge-BRA!
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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.
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