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While I was always a good athlete, I had the misfortune of playing for some AWFUL teams.
Football - My greatest personal achievement was this play, that requires some setting up:
I was playing right defensive end, and the play was a quick hitch to the right wide-out. The tackle cut blocked me, but my defensive linemate got great penetration so the QB had to pull the ball down to avoid getting sacked by him. I got off the cut block and nailed him HARD from behind. After sacking the QB, I realized that they were running the same play. So I called to the QB and said, "Hey BITCH! I'm coming for you again, and after I bury you I'm going to fuck your girlfriend and bury your family!"
After the snap I full on hurdled the cut block and got a HUGE clean shot at the QB from his blind side, he fumbled and we recovered. I did a huge victory dance over his lifeless corpse. Oh, good times.... The moments a defensive player lives for.
Second to this was getting recognized by British Columbia by receiving the Jim Young scholarship to go to SFU, as well as a Football BC Millenium Scholarship for most outstanding student athlete.
Track and Field - I was the 2002 BC Juvenile Triple-Jump champion. That was good times as well... But track was never as fun as football.
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Feh.
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