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Well, I might be a little more charitable. I like Lindsay. I think she's incredibly hot, and she makes me stiff like a cheap producer at a Hollywood restaurant.
That said, I wish she would just be herself, and celebrate her own hotness in her own way. She doesn't look good as a blond in general, and nobody comes off well trying to imitate Marilyn. If she would just go back to being a redhead, get off the drugs and kick the celebrity bulimia or whatever makes her get skinny, and then get naked for us, I would be much happier. And probably would get tennis elbow....
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Dull sublunary lovers love,
Whose soul is sense, cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
That thing which elemented it.
(From "A Valediction: Forbidding Mourning" by John Donne)
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