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Old 02-14-2008, 04:02 PM   #32 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by abaya
Ummm, how does the neck help when you have a large, hard cylinder simultaneously blocking your windpipe and triggering your gag reflex, to which you have to apply your tongue to both stimulate and use as a buffer for your teeth for an extended period of time, long enough for him to shoot liquid with the texture of thick, hot snot down the back of your throat, which you must then promptly swallow? Yeah, if it was between that and "mainly the tongue," you can guess which one I'd prefer... but I'm not interested in pussies.
I'm not sure I want to get into this argument, but those of us going the other way don't exactly have it easy either. Any man who just uses his tongue when he goes down on a woman is not doing it right and deserves to be there for 45 minutes. The job properly entails co-ordination between tongue, jaw and lips as well as hands; there's a lot of multi-tasking going on. Add to that the fact that women vary hugely in what does or does not work for them (much more so than men, I would imagine) and the whole mental process of figuring out what does or does not work, and we've got quite the challenge too. Too much pressure, too little pressure, too fast, too slow, direct stimulation vs. indirect, and so on. Y'all aren't as easy to get off as you maybe think.

Also, at first I thought "I'm not interested in pussies" was a double entendre of some sort. Then I remembered what forum I'm in.
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