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Old 02-06-2008, 08:50 PM   #5 (permalink)
Tully Mars
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SSJTWIZTA
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm fucking bored!"
Ground Traffic Control: "Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"
Unknown aircraft: "I said I was fucking bored, not fucking stupid!"

...priceless
That's one of my favorites too.

I liked this one too, been there done this:

A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."



Yep! Last time I knew where I was I was on the ground!
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