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At 51, I'm much too old to hang around with you young shits.
Last week, as a result of a corporate reorg, I did the full retirement thing. 30 years, pension, the works.
My daughter won't let her husband ski with me, she's afraid he'll get hurt. Neither daughter will ride on the back of my motorcycle, something about scrapping footpegs on mountain curves. Yet, I am officially a retired person.
Oh, I retired on Thur and started my new job on Fri, this retirement crap is highly over-rated.
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