Originally Posted by Eastboro Baptist Church
The Eastboro Baptists are the only true followers of God’s word! Everyone else WILL be damned to burn in eternal Hell fire!
We do not need scripture to verify this statement. We have heard it from God himself! Repent! (everyone else but us) For you have sinned! You have been born different from us, and this is an abomination unto God for which your souls WILL be damned!
God hates EVERYONE except the Eastboro Baptists. This includes FAGS, black people, every other race except white people, fat people, unattractive people, cancer patients, children, babies, non-Americans, all other Americans except us, Mexicans, immigrants (illegal and legal), feminists, liberals, aborted fetus’ (for they have committed the ultimate sin), the cognitively disabled, scientists, Darwin, environmentalists, Al Gore, Jews, Mormons, Muslims (except for the terrorist ones), people who follow any other religion than our version of Christianity, kittens, etc. --- You are all sinners in the eyes of the almighty God!
Though God’s Hatred for all of those mentioned above is immeasurable, there is no greater Hatred than his Hatred of the Westboro Baptist Church! They are an absolutely pathetic excuse for a “Primitive Baptist” church. They’re so called “hatred” is only skin deep at most, and they have focused their feeble hatred on FAGS, and FAGS alone! Have these sinners forgotten that God hates EVERYTHING? Thus, God hates the Westboro Baptists above all things, because, whilst charading around as the true followers of God’s Hatred, THEY DO NOT HATE ENOUGH!
It is our mission, assigned unto us by God himself, to save your souls from eternal damnation! Jesus is not coming! He hates you too! Through the means of this website, we will prove to you that God hates EVERYONE EXCEPT US! Especially the Westboro Baptists, the false prophets of God’s Hatred!
Abstain, you fools.
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