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Old 01-31-2008, 02:06 PM   #189 (permalink)
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Little Johnny wanders up to his dad who's fixing the lawnmower....Hey Dad, what's sex?

Shit, thinks Dad....I wasn;t ready for that one....

Well, son, it's when..um..er, when two people .... this goes on for a while until he eventually gets the whole issue out with Little Johnny paying attention...

When he's finished he asks Little Johnny ... Why the question about sex now Johnny?

Oh,...Mum told me to come out and tell you dinner would be ready in a couple of secs.....
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