|
Generally, I tip 15% if you suck, 30%+ if you're good. It also varies depending on the type of service.
Drinks must tip high. Expensive dining should always be 20% or more. Regular dining should be 15%-20% depending on quality of service. Haircuts are 15% rounded up the the next $10 ($40 haircut = $50 total, or $40 + $10 gratuity).
I might tip 10% if the waiter ejaculates on my date, but not for anything less. The lowest I'll tip is 15%.
Remember, it's not the waiter's fault that you're a dirt-poor Canadian.
|