My penis is better than yours. It always has been. Cut/uncut, my parents made it so. Or I decided to take it into my own hands to make it so. And I will defend and justify this til my death because me penis is a very important topic. It never smells as I spend hours cleaning every curve and contour. It pleases everyone it's touched, by the sheer power of it being cut/uncut.
My son's penis will also be better than yours and everyone else. I will take great joy in living vicariously through his youth; his awkward teen years wondering what everyone's penis looks like, also having all the girls worship me for giving him the best damn penis in the world. Well, second best, of course.
I'm just happy to have one. *thumbs up to penis*
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