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Originally Posted by MSD
Clearly not enough lube if he's stuck on anything. I say this having held a job with the title "Lube Technician" for over a year.
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Yeah. Funny. You're still pretty uptight for a lube tech.
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Originally Posted by pig
Or you could use a magic marker to put two little dots on your dick. Tell her you were bitten by a rattler, and she needs to suck the poison out or you're going to die. Slash the tires on all cars in a 3 mile vicinity, and cut the phone lines. Disable email, and stage a riot. Y'all can't go anywhere, and you're going to die unless she sucks the life out of your magic wand. Maybe you can break her barriers this way?
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You teach sex ed at high schools?