Originally Posted by Zappa

His name is Stevie Vai, And he's a crazy guy
Last November, I recall, He needed a spanking

He decided then A female specimen
Would be exciting for a night To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name She came to Notre Dame
He told me just the other night He oughta be thanking
Her for the spanking

She was large and soft And she beat him off
Made him drool upon his dork And gave it a wanking
After the spanking

Hair brush! Oh! What a hair brush!
(It's not that he requires grooming!
Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then did she exclaim: "There's another game
That we can play with this device, And then a banana!''

It was slightly green Vapors in between
Rising up to fill the room And cook the banana

Later in the dawn, Laurel carried on
Got right up and dressed herself and Ate the banana