Tigger is now a big fan of
Spoonerisms. Generally, that's OK. However, we sometimes let him have junky cereal as a snack. His favorite is Corn Pops.
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The best part when he asked for Porn Cops was the look on my wife's face -- "Um, how do we handle this one?!" while trying not to laugh. I went for the easiest out -- pretending to have misheard -- and asked if he wanted pork chops.