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Originally Posted by Crompsin
I got a hotel hairdryer for you and I took the warning tag off.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW?! HUH?! HUH?!
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Hmm....toss you a hairdryer and we'll have a duel. I hear you're a good shot onthe range, but how fast can you draw?
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Guns have similar labels engraved into the receivers / slides.
"Don't stick this in your ear and pull the trigger. It may harm you."
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I have the same label on my penis.
*sigh* This is why I'm still single