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		 A roast beef sandwich smothered in delicious mayonaisse that turned out to be smooth horseradish--my first ever exposure to the vile condiment, so I had absolutely no frame of reference for the 'you just got maced in the face' sensation that it caused. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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