I have, in my office, a plaque that my buddies gave me when I got out of the Air Force. On it is my Security Police shield, that I wore for 8 years. They had it chrome plated and mounted for me.
At the very bottom of the plaque is the phrase;"All units. Be advised. SSgt O'Rights is 10-7 (out of service) at this time. Advise your daughters to 10-0 (use caution) and 10-19 (return to station) ASAP.
Stand down, SSgt O'Rights. Your shift is secured."
Or...a bottle of Crown Royal and a $1000 a night call girl might be appreciated.
