Here's a winner:
(time machine back to Fort Bragg in 2004, lights off, clothes everywhere, bed creaking rhythmically, exwife moaning, door kicked in, dumbass big-headed Private toddles in)
Pvt E: "Heeeyy, Saaarrjunt Crompsin... whatcha doin!?"
Sgt Crompsin: "What the fuck do you think I'm doing?"
Last edited by Plan9; 11-23-2007 at 10:01 PM..
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