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Originally Posted by Crompsin
TO THE WOMAN WITH THE INVITING MOUTH-HOLE!"[/I]
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[threadjack/sidenote/this reminds me...]
With one of my ex-girlfriends, we used to play a game where one of us would go and sit somewhere with lots of people nearby, and then the other would wander up and try to "pick up" the other one by being as crude and undesirable as possible.
One time, after saying hi and asking her if she lived nearby or just came for the atmosphere (something I considered to be nicely cheesy), I interrupted her answer in mid-sentence to say, "I have to be honest with you, you're talking and all I can think is how much I'd like to put my penis in your mouth-hole."
The conversation continued to devolve from there, and of course she acted like she loved it, despite everyone around us giving me the death stare.
[end threadjack/sidenote/this reminds me...]