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My friend and I always used to call it our "box"... then that SNL song by Justin Timberlake came out and the whole "dick in a box" thing became hilarious for us.
While at work... if I'm in the process of being in someones way I'll always say "watch your lovelies" referring to men or women. Lovelies... just sounds right to me. And saying "watch your crotch" kinda became an issue when table #13 apparently heard me and weren't too happy.
Eek... this one is embarrassing but what the hell... When i was younger, about the time I came into my womanhood I had issues with the word vagina and still do to this day sometimes. Anywho, I came up with the nickname "china" and referred to it as such for quite some time. But then some asshole came along and made me feel dumb as hell, reminding me that China is quite a large country and... umm... well?? Yeah, had to nip that nickname in the butt real quick. By no means am I as large as a country in the nether regions... or large at all for that matter. hehe...
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am i doing right?
-Charles M. Schulz
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