Deep breath here, dude. You're off in the deep end of the pool, and you apparently forgot your floaties.
You're making some big ass assumptions here, the first and foremost of which is that she actually gives a rat's ass about you. Past performance has proven otherwise.
Here's what I think - she was cleaning, found some stationary that she will never ever use (hence the statistical comment) and figured you could use it. It doesn't matter that you'll use it to wipe your ass with or as tender to set fire to something. She tried to do a nice thing. She didn't give you a return address because she didn't want to get a bunch of shit-filled envelopes back in the mail.
You don't have any information to base anything on. All you can do is guess. One occurrence is not a pattern. If something else happens, report back, Sergant, and we'll figure out what the fuck it means then.
Now put your fucking pants back on and stop dancing around like the lunatic you are. Stop jumping to conclusions and find someone's bones to jump.
If there is a next time, remember that you need to inflate the blowup doll before jumping in the pool. BEFORE the pool, Crompsin.
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