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		 Was at a cell site that sits on top of a retirement home.  Door too the roof has a big warning: DOOR IS ALARMED.  I don't bother to call the super, and I'm curious to see if the alarm really works.  Most sites have the door alarm, but the batteries in them are dead. 
 
I give it a slight tap.  So far so good.  I try a bit more, nothing.  A little bit more and the most ear-splitting shriek comes from the alarm.  So I did the most wrongest thing I could do. 
 
I ran. 
 
Head nurse comes running out, thinking some old person with Alzheimer's wandered onto the roof, I act like I'm looking for the maintenance man.  Police arrive.  Fire department arrives later.  Big scene, accountability check for all residents, the whole time I stay mum about the whole thing. 
 
Lucklyy for me, it wasn't one of my regular sites, and I haven't been back there since. 
		
		
		
		
		
			
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				Cameron originally envisioned the Terminator as a small, unremarkable man, giving it the ability to blend in more easily. As a result, his first choice for the part was Lance Henriksen. O. J. Simpson was on the shortlist but Cameron did not think that such a nice guy could be a ruthless killer. 
 
-From the Collector's Edition DVD of The Terminator
			 
		
		
		
		
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