Man, if only there was some sort of "market" that would force colleges and universities to "compete" with one another for the business of students. I guess our only hope here is that someday, such a "marketplace" will emerge, and college students- no longer having no choice at all in where they attend college and by extension placing themselves at the complete whim of secular (gasp, possibly liberal) policies- will be able to attend any college that they can afford.
I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, that anyone would choose to attend a college where there is a rigorous curriculum that extends outside of the classroom. Why, who has ever heard of such a thing?? That's like communism multiplied by homosexuality to the power of sustainable agriculture.
Being forced to lessen one's ecological footprint? Egads, what's next? Forced bestiality?
Being forced to understand the importance of leading a sustainable lifestyle? Dear lord, next thing you know these poor students will be dancing.
And being forced to acknowledge the existence of systematic oppression and *choke* advocate for oppressed peoples? SWEET HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST SOMEBODY CALL BOB JONES!!!!!!!!
Last edited by filtherton; 11-02-2007 at 10:25 PM..
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