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Old 10-26-2007, 10:10 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Menoman
There is a way I have heard from a porn star I met through a friend of a friend.

It isn't exactly 100% safe, but I don't think its going to kill you, but it can damage you probably permanantly. It also may hurt, but it works WAY better than anything like eatting foods etc..

step 1) buy gummy worms

step 2) a little bit before banging, getting blown,etc... if you can slip the gummy worm into your ... ya... you get it.. about 2 inches down in there. (he told me about halfway down when you are flaccid)

step 3) let it sit for a few minutes then slowly pull it out.

I never had the guts to do this, I wouldnt exactly recommend it.. maybe once you figure it out its a piece of cake though.

The scary part is he said some people cant get it in there, so those people have to thread a wire into the gummy worm so it stays straight while you get it in there.
gummy worms...um...i'm not doubting that it does or doesn't work, but i'm pretty sure drinking a few litres of pineapple juice is much preferable to shoving a wire with bits of gummy candy into your penis. I would also hazard to assume this applies also to those that dislike pineapple juice..
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