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Old 10-19-2007, 07:34 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Facts about periods:

1) They are NOT like clockwork, unless you're on birth control.
2) PMS symptoms range from mood swings to stomach upset to sore breasts.

Facts about sex:

1) Sperm do not like extreme temperature. In fact, scientific studies have shown that men who bathe daily in hot tubs have lower sperm count and lower sperm motility than those that don't. Similarly, sperm don't care for cold either.
2) Sperm do not like friction.
3) Sperm require ideal conditions to function properly, and make it all the way to the ova.
4) Fingering will not get you pregnant, period.
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