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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Retarded inbred-gone-abortion horror story domestic vehicles that give Americans a bad name:
Chevy Avalanche / Cadillac Escalade -> 8.1 L 325 hp V8
Pontiac Aztek / Buick Rendezvous -> 3.4 L V6 @ 4043 lbs
I'd rather have anal sex with an African black rhino than drive one of those.
I mean, seriously...
DON'T BUY THESE VEHICLES. KILL YOURSELF FIRST.
I'm so insulted by them simply existing in the same reality as me that I'm going NEAR another species in a sexual manner.
The first pair get like .8 MPG with their American Ignorance engines (gas'll never run out, n'yuck!).
The second pair have less balls (power-to-weight) than Lance Armstrong (putt-putt-putt-cough-oh-fuck-it).
Hatch / trunk isn't a door.
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While you ARE entitled to your own opinion, try and be a little more accurate on your data. Yes the 8.1 litre engine is not exactly fuel efficient, however it DOES get 19 MPG on the highway. not bad for such a large V-8.
Secondly, the common nomenclature for a car that is a hatchback (not truck, but actually vehicle access point from the rear) IS classified as a 5-door model. They started calling them by that name in the 70's to separate them from the sedan versions. But of course the common nomenclature of a "hatchback" became more common place.