I think these titles are appreciated in the Titty Board for reasons having nothing to do with tastefulness and standards. Nor should they.
But like has been said before, Hal is working on the problem. Let's give him the chance. 
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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce
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