Rats scare the crap outta me. The big ones that look like small cats.
I was at a cousins house who lives on a farm and I could hear the rats running around in the floorboards.
I got up, went to the barn and got two of the barn cats (that I am allergic too) and took them into my room with me.
My eyes were watering like mad and my nose was running, but those rats weren't gonna get me with my protectors.
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