"What hair coloring do you use?" My usual answer is, "None. I'd pick out something a bit nicer if I did." (even hair stylists have asked, remarking about my 'unusual color and highlights')
"Do you work here?" asked when I worked at Kohl's, sporting the name tag and
always asked when I'm doing something like folding towels, stacking or pricing stuff, so I always answer back with a smartass, "Nah...I just like fixing merchandise" or" I sure hope so or I'm wasting a lot of time doing this!"
"Are those real?" Yes, and they are spectacular! (and yes, I have been asked that probably a half dozen times, by people who'd seen my old site and, believe it or not, my sister's boyfriend!)
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