"When your IQ hits 50, sell. You will profit."
Overheard in my fraternity house after way too much beer, "That dumb cunt is a cum chugging fuck pig." Gotta love the assonance.
Groucho Marx, "Begone, and never darken my towels again!"
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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