abaya,
i hear you, and i would like to say that i'm coming to love you as well

i don't know if i'd be offended, but i'd probably opt for a handjob or something. i mean, i'd just feel kind of silly getting a hummer with a jimmy on. sort of like i should be tweedling my thumbs or something..no offense to the gent who gets them regularly that way - it just wouldn't work for me.
and how can a man not like the taste of pussy? it smells and tastes like everything primordial and excellent in this world. especially compared to polymer...well, different strokes for different folks.