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... OR SHOOTING A FLARE GUN INTO YOUR NAVEL!
Anybody remember that issue of MAD magazine?
Anyways... side track:
A major issue with artificial sweeteners is something in the chemical world known as an excitotoxin. It kills your braincells by injecting them with too much calcium.
Nobody studies the stuff... so nobody really knows whats up with stuff like Propel and Diet Soda, etc.
Who knows? Maybe I've purposefully killed 20 IQ points since I was 16!
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