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Originally Posted by Elitegibson
I guess we as men should all learn that we can only masturbate to women who are obviously uglier than our significant other. Otherwise we're in for a world of hurt.
Women need to understand that masturbation isn't emotional for men. It's mechanical. We look at anything that'll get us hard long enough to take care of business. We're not constructing elaborate fantasies with the ladies in the pictures.
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Yay, for your team. 
I rest my case.
Masturbation, apparently, is a very sticky issue for some folks in more ways than one.
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