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Yeah, I did a good job at finding out that neither 43 or 44 fits my pterodactyl paws. I have some badass heel spurs (shitty non-human-foot army boots x4 years) and my toes are long, so I kinda need a 43.5. This is something they don't offer yet. I refuse to get the "Classic" model because it has no security straps and the "Surge" bootie model is made of neoprene which would cause all sorts of mad sweating, yo. I am forced to wait for the half sizes.
I WANT THESE MORE THAN TEH DOING OF TEH SEX! Annoying, but I'll wait.
I am patient boy. I remember this one time I laid under a ghillie suit in a puddle for two hours in 96 degree Fort Bragg rainstorm. Let me tell you about crotch rot... YIKES.
Focus... FOCUS. Uh, the VFF?
Really... I'd like a better tension mechanism. Velcro is okay for some things, but not combat uniforms (COUGH-ACUs-COUGH) or footwear. The stupid way out. C'mon, people-in-design! I think when I find the right VFF size I'm going to modify the Velcro straps using parachute cord and barrel locks or something. I refuse to settle for Velour Crochet on my rubber socks!
(rambles on, wants these things to fit ultra-bad-he-can-taste-it)
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