Here are a few more funny "kid quotes":
"Daddy, did your hair slip?" -- 3 year old son, to his bald but long bearded father
"Don't kid me, Mom, I know they're my feet." -- 3 year old son, when his mother told him his shoes were on the wrong feet
"How do you put make up on your mind?" -- Girl, when told she should make up her mind.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email." -- 4 year old girl, misquoting the Lord's Prayer
"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
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