Holy shit... I can't stop laughing.
I wish I had thought of this years ago...
"Honey, I know you don't like the way your ass looks. So I did some research and I've found the perfect way to help you. I have to ass fuck you twice a day and when I come it has to be deep inside you. It's medically proven to make your ass bigger. Now pull down your pants and bend over... "
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