I would go around telling different people conflicting things. Then they would fight over me and kill each other in my name. Oh wait ....
I guess since that seems to be done already, I would make sure no woman has hair any place other than her head. And women would go mute if you touched their nose.
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"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein
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